【图片新闻】入门指南--如何让爱上缺亲！

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#入门指南——如何爱上缺亲#新鲜出炉咯！缺粉都来八一八自己是怎样遇上#Benedict Cumberbatch#先森的吧！让你们一见钟情深陷其中的，究竟是充满磁性宛若天籁的嗓音，还是那张时常笑裂褶子一堆的马脸？欢迎大家对号入座，看看你是不是个合格cumber***！
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http://thedailyquirk.com/2012/04/30/how-to-fall-in-love-with-benedict-cumberbatch-a-guide/
April 30, 2012
2012年4月30日
How to fall in love with Benedict Cumberbatch: A Guide
入门指南
——如何爱上缺亲
1.See his picture on tumblr or anywhere else, and think ‘wow that guy’s got a weirdish face and a really strange name’ Your opinion on his attractiveness at this point may vary.
1、在汤不热或其它地方看到他的照片，你会想“哇哦，这货长得真诡异，名字也老奇怪的”。在此阶段，你对他魅力的鉴赏能力可能还比较起伏不定。

2.Decide to finally watch any of his works and find out Mr. Alien Cucumbersnatch is actually a very talented actor.
2、最终，你决定去瞄一眼他参演的作品，于是发现外星人•康伯巴缺先森其实是个灰常有才的演员。

3.Hear his ***y voice for the first time and swoon like a motherfracker
3、第一次听到他性感销魂的声音，像一只兴奋的草泥马一样晕厥过去。

4.Realize while watching the film or series or whatever you chose to watch that you’ve been kind of staring at him the whole time.
4、在看电影或者剧集或者随便什么视频的时候，你意识到其实你全程都只盯着他一个人看。

5.Look him up on the web and watch interviews and *** and realize he’s the nicest fracking person ever and he’s lovely and fun to be around.
5、在网上搜索他，看采访视频还有其他一些玩意，突然意识到他就是泥马最可爱的人啊（还记得语文课本里那篇《最可爱的人》吗…Orz），很萌很有爱，欢乐伴左右。

6.Find out that fracker can do everything and anything on this Earth (except cut tomatoes)
6、发现这只萌货可以全能到无敌（除了让他切番茄）。
注：切番茄梗的视频：http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/USjf-CwTIxA/?resourceId=110095888_06_02_99?fr=2&referrer=http://weibo.com/allforbczmz?topnav=1

7.Cry because he is too perfect
7、看着他如此完美，内牛满面。

Congratulations, you’ve successfully completed this guide!
恭喜，你成功完成指南步骤，修炼成了一个Cumber***！
Thank you to Sophie of Nuggets and Pizza Tumblr for writing this awesome guide!
感谢Sophie of Nuggets and Pizza Tumblr创作了这份精彩的指南！